Sharab or Payar

Teacher: Sharab or Payar me kay Rishta ha?

Student: Sharab over hone se Ladka Ulti karta ha....
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Lekin
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Payar Over hone se Ladki ulti karte ha. :p

Teacher: Is ko

Teacher: Is ko English me translat karo.
"Ladki kapde pehen chuki ha."
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Me : Ohhhhhh......Shit...........I am late.........:P

Teacher : "Kisses" ko sentence Main is tarah istamal karo k word Kiss bhi na aaye aur Meaning Aajae?

Student : Aaj Subah Subah WIFE Sa Bahot Moun Maari Hui...:-P

Miss : Aaj tum late q aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota ha, itani dair q ke.
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Kid : Miss ap mairi itani fikar mat kiya karain, log shak kartay han.

Teacher: Jawani our Burhapay mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: Jawani mai mobile mai Haseeno ke numbers hoty han, aur Burhapay mai Hakeemo k.

I found guidance friendship discipline and love,

everything, in one person and that person is

                    YOU

        Happy Birthday Teacher.