Girlfriend and Boyfriend mall me

Girlfriend and Boyfriend mall me shopping karne gaye!
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Boyfriend: Ne Helmet kharida...
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Girlfriend: Dimaag to ha nahi Helmet ka kya faida?
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Boyfriend: Tune kal bra kharidi mene kuch bola...;P =D

Husband: calls up

Husband: Calls up Hotel manager From Room,

Please jaldi aao meri wife se bahes ho tahi the to wo bole me is khidki se kood jaun ge.
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Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, ye aapka Personal Matter ha.
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Husband: Saale

Santa : bhai saab 2

Santa: bhai saab 2 ticket dena
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Conductor : 2 q?
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Santa : agar 1 kho jaye to dosri kaam ayege
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Conductor : Agar dono kho gae to?
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Santa : To fir ye saala pass kis din kaam aye ga.:p

I am not sad for

I am not Sad for being Single...
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Rather I'm Sad for that Girl who is Single because of me....
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Bechari Bhatak rahi hogi Darrbadar....

Aaj kal 2 cheezain sirf

Aaj kal 2 cheezain sirf kismat waloon ko milti han.
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1). Jungle me ghumta hua whit Elephant.
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2). Without affairs wala Life Partner.

Girlfriend: tumahre papa

Girlfriend: Tumahre papa kaya karte han?
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Boyfriend: KFC ke Maalik han.
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Girlfriend: wow! So rich waise KFC ka Matlab kya ha?
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Boyfriend: kalu fruit chaat..:p

Main apna Dukh kise

Main apna Dukh kise sunon?
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Yaroo...
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1 hi ladki ka Number tha mere pass,
Wo bhi nirmal baba ke baton me aakar Del kar diya..=D

Roo Roo kar kehti ha Jawani Mujse
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1 Degree k Khatir tune mujhe barbaad kar diya...

Pappu: I Love You
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Girl : Meri Chappal ka Size Pata ha keya"

Pappu : Oh...ho.. Propose keya nahi k Gift Mangna Shuroo,
aur gift b kya mang rahi ha "Chappal"
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Bhikaran kahin ke Chal Bhag yahan se :P
I Hate You...=D

Ak Orat ne 5 sal k Bachy ko Smocking karta dekha to Bachy se Kaha"
"Keya Parents ko Maloom ha k tum Smocking karte ho?"

Bacha: Dhoowan Chorte hue..... Mohtarma!
Keya ap k Shohar ko maloom ha k ap Ak ghair mard se bateen kar rahi han?
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Bacha Rocked Anti Shocked:-D 

Boy: I Love You.
Girl: Me Too.
Boy : Tum muj se kitana payar karti ho?
Girl: Jitana Tum muj se karte ho.
Boy: You Cheater.....
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Main samjha tum waqeya muj se payar karti ho...

Father ne apne Son ke Talashe le,
Pocket Se : Cigarette, Gutkha, Katrina Kaif  ke Photo aur Girls ke Number mile.
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Father ne Son ko Bahot mara aur Gusse me Bola,
"Kab se kar raha ha ye sub kuch?"
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Son rote huay:"Papa mane to Aap ke Jacket Pehne hui ha....=D"

Attitude Problem
I don't use I phone or other Apple products,
Because of their Logo...!

The Apple has a Bite Taken Out of it...
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Te joothien cheexan me passand nahi karda.:P

Ussa bhi ho rahi the Mujh se Mohabat ...

Meri Ankh Khul Gai Warna wo Mera Ho Gaya Hota...

Agar koi hume Acha Lagta ha to Acha wo nahi Acha hum han...

Aur Agar koi hume Bura Lagta ha to Jaan loo k Bura Wohe ha... q ka hum to Ache han na...

Girl: Kal me tumhare liye rakhi layi the. Tum ne Bandhwai q nahi?

Boy: Agar kal me Tere leye Mangalsutra laon to kaya tu Pehan legi? baat karti hai....

Bangladesh ne Pakistan Cricket Team pr 1 or ilzam lga deya.
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Match main orignal misbah nahi tha
.(".").  Lo daso
 /)  (\  hor ki china da
_/   \_ Banda C ???

" Aj ka Sawal "

Aisi kon c cheez ha jo larkiyan sirf pehanti hen lekin larkay pehntay b hein aur khatay b han???

Jawab janye break k baad....

Ufone tum hi to ho
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Tapal danedar tagra dam
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Zong sub keh do.
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Pantene katrina ki pasand or katrina sub ki pasand
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Bank Al-Habib sela mila
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Surf Excel daadi 1 minut
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Tarang hi tarang ha..
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Maza awami kha badami
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Welcome Back

To Dosto jawab ha

* CHAPPAL *

Ay barish k nanhay qatro

Us k chehre ko bhigo dena

Us k gaalon ko choom lena

Us k haathon ko bosa dena

Aur kehna

Kadi aap V Naha lya karo!

Kia aap ki Girlfriend k pass ye sub ha?

Sulaghta Jism

Nashili Aankhein

Kanpkapate Hont

Thartharata Badan

Agar ha tu usa swine Flu ha Take Care of Her :)