Teacher: Is ko English me translat karo.
"Ladki kapde pehen chuki ha."
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Me : Ohhhhhh......Shit...........I am late.........:P
"Ladki kapde pehen chuki ha."
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Me : Ohhhhhh......Shit...........I am late.........:P
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mehnat kar le phir
Class 10: beta bas is saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi araam karna.
Class 11: beta do saal theek se padhai kar le phir araam se rehna.
Graduation: bea bas degree achi tarha puri kar le phir araam hoga.
After Graduation: beta post graduation kar le phir maje karna.
After Post Graduation: nalyak yahan parha araam kar raha ha kaam par kon jayega.=D
Class 11: beta do saal theek se padhai kar le phir araam se rehna.
Graduation: bea bas degree achi tarha puri kar le phir araam hoga.
After Graduation: beta post graduation kar le phir maje karna.
After Post Graduation: nalyak yahan parha araam kar raha ha kaam par kon jayega.=D
Never ask a Woman
Never ask a woman, her Age!
Never ask a Man, his Salary!
and
Never ask a Student, his Percentage!
It Herta's.....:p
Never ask a Man, his Salary!
and
Never ask a Student, his Percentage!
It Herta's.....:p
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