Girlfriend and Boyfriend mall me

Girlfriend and Boyfriend mall me shopping karne gaye!
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Boyfriend: Ne Helmet kharida...
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Girlfriend: Dimaag to ha nahi Helmet ka kya faida?
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Boyfriend: Tune kal bra kharidi mene kuch bola...;P =D

Ladki kehte ha

Aaj mujhe ek ladki kehte ha.
Mujhe Facebook pe ID bana do...!
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Me ne kaha: Tujhe Id Chalana aatibi ha....kya?
Woh Bole: Chala ap lena Me pecha baht jaunge. =D

Khubsurat ladki

Ek bar ek khubsurat ladki ne ek ladke se kuch market se saman mangvaya

to usme 30 Rs kam pad gae,

Ladke ne 30 Rs apne pas se add ka k saman le leya.

Wapis aa kar ladka : 30 Rs kam the mene de die the

Ladki : I Love You

Ladka: Muskura kar Chalak mat ban Mere Rs. 30 de :p

Boy I can kiss u

Boy: I can Kiss you even without Touching you
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Girl: You can't
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Boy: Lagi 50, 50 ke
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Girl: Ok
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Boy: Tightly Kissed her
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Girl : hey You Touched Me
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Boy: To lena 50 Rupe Roti q ha.... :P

Ankhon me Nami

Ankhon me Nami the

or

Vitamin ke kami the
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Wah Wah Wah........
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Jis se Raat bhar  Chatting ke woh...
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Woh
Girlfriend ke Mummy the..:p

Girls k naye andaaz

Girls k naye andaaz....

1980 : Love Me"But don't Touch me"
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1990 : Touch Me "But don't Kiss me"
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2000 : Kiss Me ''But aur Kuch nahi Karna"
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2005 : Sub kuch Karlo Par Kise ko Kuch nahi Batana
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2013 : Sub Kuch Karlo Warna Sub ko Bata Dungi k Tum ko Kuch nahi aata. :p

Girl short clothes pehan ke

Girl short Clothes pehan ke " me young lag rahi hun na"?

Boy: Ye bhi utar de pagal, New born baby lage gi.....:p

Girl: ye loo

Girl: Ye loo USB, is me Facebook daal do....

Boy: gave a surprised look to the girl....
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Girl: kaya hua, 2GB me nahi aaye ge kaya....:P

Relationship is not about

Relationship is not about Age
Not about Distance
Not about Communication each other Everyday
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What Important most is:
TRUST and LOYALTY..
The Trust of Girl to her Man,
The Loyalty of Man to his Girl...

Boy: I Love You.
Girl: Me Too.
Boy : Tum muj se kitana payar karti ho?
Girl: Jitana Tum muj se karte ho.
Boy: You Cheater.....
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Main samjha tum waqeya muj se payar karti ho...

Girl: Kal me tumhare liye rakhi layi the. Tum ne Bandhwai q nahi?

Boy: Agar kal me Tere leye Mangalsutra laon to kaya tu Pehan legi? baat karti hai....